Day 124: Parrot [and truths]

Day 124

Today I am supposed to teach a parrot some horrible truth.

First, work. It’s a short day, so I’m okay with it.

Unfortunately, I don’t get out till 5 and I have to go to work tomorrow at 6am, so I need to go to bed early. My time at home is very short.

I don’t find a parrot. But I go around a couple of chatbot websites and tell them some horrible truths—life sucks, sometimes suicide is an option, toothpaste companies don’t all have to use mint flavor but they do anyways because they want toothpaste to taste terrible.

The rest of my night is tremendously boring.

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I remember when I just thought mint tasted terrible.

Now, turns out I'm allergic.